ass nast

The nasty, scumy, build up of sweat, crusted feces and other various substances in and around one's anus. Usually an indicator of uncleanliness and/or failure to correctly wipe one's rectum after defecation.

"Frank you need to wipe man, I smell that ass nast from all the way over here!"

by B729 November 28, 2007

after-nast

The nasty leftover stuff that is still hanging around when your period is over.

"I wasn't on my period but we I didn't want to hook up because I still had some after-nast."

by Sporgan May 3, 2006

Rand Nast

a random, nasty person.
a hobo, slut, old smelly person, etc.
anyone random and gross.

Rand Nast coming up on your right!
Ew, look at that rand nast over there!
THAT IS RAND NAST.
YOU'RE SUCH A RAND NAST.

by MeganCarey November 20, 2007

conde nast

Magazine publishing empire based in New York City whose titles include Cosmopolitan and, ironically, Bon Appetit, since none of the employees there eats.

guy1: "Check out that hottie at that table over there, she hasn't touched anything on her plate"
guy2: "She probably works at Conde Nast."

girl1: "Yo, sista, I'se be wanting a job at your bling crib."
girl2: "Sorry." click

by condelust March 23, 2005

Sick Nast

an adjective to describe something awesome

Geoff O'Callaghan is the sick nast

by Geoff February 22, 2004

Blast From the Nast

Reminiscing on the early works of world renowned political cartoon artist Thomas Nast.

Person 1: Remember when Thomas Nast depicted Boss Tweed and the Tammany Tiger."
Person 2: "Yeah, that's a Blast From the Nast."

by dickey6969 June 15, 2017

NAST

Not A Shittin Thing!

My Mother prefers serving NAST for dinner!

by Momma Nast October 16, 2020