A group of highly trained ninja mercenaries that can dodge bullets, create clones, and SexyJutsu
Karens- I carpool all of the Furries to the front lines and then they'll form a phalanx. The Naruto Runners will create shadow clones to cover the Kyles. The Kyles willbreak the outer walls so the Crackheads could overpower the guards. They can't stop us all
Naruto Runners- I just wanna clap so alien cheeks
A group of highly trained ninja mercenaries that can dodge bullets, create clones, and SexyJutsu
Karens- I carpool all of the Furries to the front lines and then they'll form a phalanx. You guys will go around covering the Kyles. The Kyles will destroy the outer gates so the Anti-Vax kids and the Crackheads could sneak in and overpower the guards. They can't stop us all
Naruto Runners- I just wanna clap some alien cheeks
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).