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Name 3 Songs

When you call on someone who is wearing a (usually metal) band t-shirt.

The phrase is used to express either anger or agitation towards a particular person wearing a band t-shirt, thinking that they don’t deserve the t-shirt as they don’t listen to that band.
Today I saw a boy with a Metallica t-shirt, so I came up to him and asked him to name 3 songs by Metallica, and guess what? He replied “Isn’t Metallica a clothing brand?”
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Name 3 Songs

The act of middle age folks(mainly men) calling out young men and women wearing retro/vintage band Tshirts. Saying: “Name 3 songs!”(in agitation) Often with some type opinion that you don’t deserve to wear that shirt.
How old is this girl? Like 20? Where did you get that Pantera Vulgur Display Of Power shirt??? Can you name 3 songs? Can you even name one fucking band member??? I saw that band 20 times before you were even born!
Name 3 Songs by 2LunchTommy June 11, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016