A warm, perfectly spherical, chestnut tinted ball of refined, pure nig 324, an isotope of nigonium- a substance only found deep in the mines of watermelonia.
The Nigball rolled slowly towards the plutonium deposit; an inevitable, devastating reaction was going to take place.
A wonderfully charming, handsome, adorable British actor. You might know him from Love, Actually, Underworld, Pirates of the Caribbean 2 and 3 and Shaun of the Dead. He steals every movie he is and is just too cute for words.