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NHIML stands for

"Never happening (happened) in my life".
GETTING LAID TONIGHT?!... NHIML...
NHIML by herp tha derp tha gerp June 13, 2011
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It means "Never In My Life." A way of stating that you would never want to do the topic being discussed. Created by Luis, Mikey, Shane, and Devin in California. It is commonly used in exaggeration.
Hey you wana come over and hang out sometime? -says really weird kid.
Awwww NIML.
NIML by Crypto619 May 16, 2011
Related Words
NHIML nimlet Nhiel Nhial Nhililine Nhilistance Nhilistine Nhim NHIMB Nhimo
1. a premostake
2. a cutieface :)
3. nhimbus 2000
4. is a full on dork
5. emo
6. is a chicken teriyaki lean cuisine
"You're such a Nhim!"

"Michael is a Nhim."
Nhim by Yo Momma-roo November 20, 2006
Acronym for the term "Not that it matters lol"

Usually used after a racist or discrimanatory statement has been made to show no ill intention towards the aforementioned group or stereotype.
I never realised Joyryde was a ginger. #NTIML
ntiml by cky_stew March 6, 2018
Nhial the type of guy to steal your girl. He usally is 6ft 5 and has hops, he is a beast basketball player, you would not like to get in a fight with him as he will knock the shit out of you.
Nhial my slime! say g
Nhial by Throbbie May 6, 2019
A headlander, someone from the headland, someone who is not too bright
What a nimlet you are.
nimlet by Funny Frank April 27, 2006
Nhiel is Nhiel
Nhiel by Gwaps The beater June 8, 2021
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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