News Flash

The best comeback when you can't think of anything else. It is great because when you say it, people expect you to add to it. But you don't. And you win by silent victory. Try it, it does work.
"Your gay"
"Oh yeah, well News Flash."
...
"What?"
*Walks away
Win by default.
by THATAWESOMEGUYWHOISALSOHOT January 07, 2012
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News flash buddy

Karen: “well news flash buddy, my husband own half of this town so he can shut down this store if he wanted to”

Person: “You don’t have to do all of that, I’ll get you the manager, jeez.”
by lolollover23 August 24, 2019
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muppet news flash

a piece of news which is wholly unnecessary and redundant, yet manages to insult your common sense and logic.
Hey Kevin, muppet news flash - the boss is a prick.
by scissorhands June 15, 2008
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Ghetto News Flash!!!

Text messages for breaking news in a dramatic fashion, connecting friends that may have not witnessed an event or outrages act amongst friends with only 10% of it being fact... keke
For instant the true story- Captain, got his first job interview of the year, it only took 6 months to get, but during the drug test he ran out because he knew he wouldn't pass...

Now the Ghetto News Flash!!! verison of the event... Ghetto News Flash!!! Captain just took his drug test, used his girls pee, and when he got the results he find out that his girl was 3 weeks pregnant... TSH... Oh and he didn't get the job... keke
by Bealuv, Captain July 01, 2009
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New Years flash

Hey babe let me get a New Years flash
by Big money g l January 01, 2022
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