Nek

A humorous manner to express the action of hanging oneself

Person 1:"I believe Donald Trump will make a fantastic leader of our country."
Person 2: "You better nek..."

by xXNekLordXx August 25, 2016

nekked

to be without clothing doing something you are not supposed to be doing.

they were caught on Lover's Lane, nekked.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

nekking

Showing great appreciation for a seemingly small detail in a piece of media.

Wow, I can't stop nekking over the tinfoil textures in this game!

by WOWWhatTheHeck April 03, 2017

nekked

naked

I got a better idea. Let's go home, get nekked and make mad, passionate love.

by Bungalow Bill November 27, 2001

nekked

from the southern lexicon; a term for sexually aroused naked-ness. Whereas being naked is simply being nude; being nekked is being nude and ready to fuck.

Billy: Last night, when I got home from the honky tonk, Darlene was laying on the hide-a-bed with a six pack of bud and a can of WD-40--Nekked!
Bob: God-damn.
Billy: I plowed her so hard that, when I donkey punched her, I knocked her ass out!
Bob: Damn, man.
Billy: Yup, she took it harder than The Rock on Smackdown!

by billy-bob-earl-jones-jr March 16, 2006

Nek

Nek is an abbreviation of the phrase Not Even Kidding

"I'm so angry at him, nek."

by Abatar June 23, 2013

Nek

A funny person who also watches itsfunneh

and your name is also Aneka

Hey your such a Nek and don't think that i'm dissing you

by Kayla Bayla May 27, 2021