A $60 gambling sim on PS4/Xbox One/Steam that advertises itself as a basketball game, it is also a complete copy and paste of NBA 2k19 with the only differences being the name and rosters.
Daniel: So, did you pre order NBA 2k20?
Joey: Who do you think I am, some type of dumbass who spends real money in a virtual casino for fake money in a basketball video game that’s been the same for the past 5 years?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!