Mystery poop

When you find poop in a toilet but there is no toilet paper in the bowl .

Someone took a dump in the toilet and there is just poop floating, no toilet paper. It’s a mystery poop.

by Stanovich June 30, 2020

Mystery Poop

The act of taking a poop, in which you know you pooped, however, there is nothing in the toilet bowl to flush except the bum wipe.

Mystery Poop is one of those unsolved mysteries.

by Poohzie May 27, 2009

Mystery Poop

to go into a freshly cleaned public restroom, dropping a fat deuce, not flushing, and exiting the restroom unidentified.

someone dropped a fat deuce in my restroom the other day. It must have been the mystery pooper!

by TheMysteryPooper December 29, 2010

mystery poop

After performing the act of dropping a deuce, refers to the absence of leftover feces about the buttocks. Therefore, leaving nothing behind to wipe. It's a mystery.

I love mystery poops, there's nothing to clean up after.

by Long-Dong Silver October 30, 2008