myspace crush 

An internet crush on someone that lives nowhere near you and that you will have no chance of meeting or communicating with other than on myspace.

Aw man, that hot chick lives on the other side of the country!!! Damn, I have got such a myspace crush on her! Look how hot she looks in her 12 pictures, and that top 8 and music list is BOMB!

myspace crush by Noah Klein January 25, 2006

Myspace Crush 

Similar to a facebook crush, which means that you like a person and you can't stop checking their profile every 5 minutes to see if they posted a new status about you.

Girl 1: "I totally am myspace crushing on Danny"
Girl 2: "Hmm, can you say stalker?"

Myspace Crush by marscharls October 14, 2009

Myspace crash 

When a persons myspace profile is so overloaded with unnecessary items, applications, videos, etc. etc, that when the page is attempted to be viewed, that it either takes an excruciatingly long time, it wont load, or it will just crash your internet in some cases.

In some cases, a viewer will think a page is done loading, but it still has about 10 more items to go.

My girlfriends myspace page is so overloaded, it always gives me a myspace crash.

Myspace crash by DF fan March 31, 2009