mylifeisaverage 

A website where Harry Potter fans, Waldo finders, Walmart fanatics, and average people go to see what's happening with their average comrades. The website has changed "average" from "normal" to "crazy awesome."

Quoted from mylifeisaverage:
"Today, I was drinking out of a cup with a straw. As I went for a sip, the straw went to the other side of the cup, so I decided to not use it. I went to take a regular sip, when the straw swung back around poked me in the eye. I'm sorry I offended you, Straw. MLIA."

"Today I visted my mom in her office at my school. Her boss' door was shut and had a sign on it that said "Do not enter or clean." I jokinly asked whose body was stashed in there. She looked at me with a concerned expression and asked if I could smell anything. I'm now slightly concerned. MLIA"

mylifeisaverage by Katffro April 14, 2010

Mylifeisaverage.com 

A website in which people submit 'average' stories. Similar to Fmylife.com, except people on MLIA submit everyday funny things that happen. It gives 'average' a new meaning.

Mylifeisaverage.com story-Today, when hanging up my coat in the closet, I realized that it and the coat next to it were facing each other. I put the sleeves up to make the coats hug. MLIA.

Mylifeisaverage.com by averagegirl December 27, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004