my grades 

Terrible. Just awful and painful to look at.

Terrible. Have you seen my grades? They are god awfully painful to look at!

my grades by Dr. Assmaster December 23, 2017

My Grades 

Are fucking terrible I need a tutor like they are beyond in hell...

Somebody: My grades are fucking terrible
Anybody: do your work cunt

My Grades by notsusatall December 7, 2018

my grades 

down the gutter, just awful

Mom: Let me see powerschool

Me: …..
Mom: LET ME SEE POWERSCHOOL OR ELSE YOUR GROUNDED
Me: *shows my grades*
Mom: WHY DO YOU HAVE C’S AND D’S!?? ITS BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN PHONE AND XBOX
Me: No it’s because I don’t know anything about stoichmetry, quadratic functions, and the name of the waiter that made hitlers food in a restaurant in 1930 (literal question btw)
Mom: Your grounded

my grades by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 29, 2022

went from a’s to d’s and so did my grades 

going from “aggression” to “determination” in an environment of work and education :)

went from a’s to d’s and so did my grades, so now my “aggression” turned into “determination”.

went from a’s to d’s and so did my grades by trishlovesfish January 23, 2021

JUUL In My Pocket Grades Go SkyRocket 

All the A++++ nerds have A JUUL in their pocket

Me:Brudda u r so smart how?
Friend: Oh it’s because of my JUUL
Friend: JUUL IN MY POCKET GRADES GO SKYROCKET

JUUL In My Pocket Grades Go SkyRocket by Reeeeelord April 3, 2018

smash my grapes 

A word used to mean to have sex. Referring to balls.

" Come to my house and smash my grapes."

smash my grapes by Theunknownmanz January 11, 2018

Blow Dry My Grapes 

1. A woman giving a man oral sex and kissing his testicles. Not to be confused with the Montana term of Eating Rocky Mountain Oysters.

2. After a shower using a hair dryer to dry out your own testicles. This is a method used in damp climates to keep crotch rot to a minimum.

3. After a shower using the hair dryer to dry your balls because that is the most intimate fun you have had in the last 18 months.

My woman has some unusual and exciting tricks. During our kayaking trip in Morro Bay, while walking the sand dunes on the spit, she offered to blow dry my grapes. After that sunny, and gritty, experience I, Black Bart Roberts, have trouble going back to the modest comfort and joy of the Posturpedic Missionary position.

Blow Dry My Grapes by Black Bart Roberts October 1, 2008