My Mom

A person who wont pick me up from school when im terribly sick

My Mom is something

by YannyBemaurel September 23, 2019

My Mom

My Mom means, My Day 1. Ride or die. 1 ion play about. the 1 imma kill for like she'll do for me ong.

exapmle; my mom is my world she is a beast and my fav person ever.

by Big.Mama.Skyy February 17, 2022

My Mom

A verbal abusive "mother" who screams and raises their voice-over stupid shit and arguments they started.

I HATE HER I WANT HER TO JUST SHUT UP AND NOT SPEAK EVER AGAIN AND TO STOP HITTING ME

My mom is a fucking filthy cunt who smells like fish and doesn't shower. I hope shit stays quiet and stops gaslighting me.

by Tbh I'm right June 24, 2020

My Mom

my mom is the fattest most grossest uglyest bitch ever to walk the earth
and has a dick

damn that person looks like my mom

by jake April 6, 2003

My Mom

the president

"dude, omg. my moms trying to increase taxes. i hate her!" or "that republican bitch. i hope she dies"

by crackersam April 27, 2003

My Mom

some whore addicted to crack who fucks a diff. guy every night 4 pleasure.

Dude mym mom is so fuckin Gross!

by Shea April 6, 2003

my mom

The Reverse of saying "Your Mom" as a joke. it can be used in the same way. People use it if you don't want to hurt someone feeling about there mom. A good way to laugh at your self. Most of the time when used it doesn't make sense but is still funny. This is best see in used in the Cartoon network TV Show "Regular Show" by Muscle Man.

Person 1- Hey I'm gonna do my homework now
Person 2- You know who else is gonna do there homework now? My mom!

by awesomebjw October 4, 2011