My Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard

A line from the song Milkshake by Kelis. (The song was remade by Goodnight Nurse, who made it considerably better and funnier.) Basically, the "milkshake" stands for the woman's sex appeal. When she says, "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard," it means she attracts all the guys in the area just by appearing there.

Girl 1: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!
Guy 1: *to Girl 2* It's better than yours.
Girl 1: *to Girl 2* Damn right, it's better than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

My Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard by that-spooky-kid November 3, 2010

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my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

It's a line from a song Called "milkshake". The word milkshake refers to handjobs. That's why its called a "milk" "shake". Once you replace the word milkshake with handjob in the song it's alot easier to understand. This is also why she says, " Damn right, it's better than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge."in this song the girl is boasting about how good she handjobs are

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard by Christina Cool girl March 29, 2015

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

Blending milk or a milk alternative liquid (i.e., almond milk, coconut milk, water, etc) with sugar, cream, ice, and fruit or other flavoring to obtain a cold, puréed mixture of goodness that is put in the yard and sold in a way similar to a lemonade stand.

My mom recently created a new milkshake recipe and invited my brother and his friends over to critique it. They all showed up and mom stated, “my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.”

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard by Harpmer October 18, 2018

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

boobs are filled with me, jiggling them - shaking them
so she means her boobs jiggling brings all the boys to her

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

(My boobs-jiggling brings all the boys to the yard)

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard by thefreelef October 9, 2016

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Simply, my cum brings all the boys to my crotch.
(To eat me out, go down on me)

Hey guys, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. by Jonathan Gohanovich March 25, 2010

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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