my doe 

An Action of knocking on somebodys head with your fist when one says something incorrect, or a sexual inuendo

Yo, Did u see the superbowl last night? The Superbowl Is on Sunday, Gimme My Doe. Or

Yo, those balls are mad big (inuendo)... Thats Mo...Gimme My Doe (hardys no snaps)

my doe by Cnj January 11, 2009

My boat does not shake in your particular direction 

Disagreeing with something. Created by the BBC's Sherlock fandom. Usually used when talking about slash and/or Benedict Cumberbach and Martin Freeman's love of one another.

Friend: I don't believe in shipping John and Sherlock under any circumstances.

Me: My boat does not shake in your particular direction. We (the fandom) will ship them hard, and slashily. THE PURPLE SHIRT OF SEX FOREVER!

My boat does not shake in your particular direction by ella555666777 October 25, 2011

my mom does not love me 

Ha u lonely.

Hey mom do u love me
No
my mom does not love me

my mom does not love me by Khaleel_Light May 6, 2021

Like my shit doesn't stink

That is the only thing motivating the people here.

Hym "You don't want me to be able to walk around like my shit doesn't stink even though I'm surrounded by you idiots and I use public bathrooms and I KNOW that yours stinks worse. So, fuck you. Animation lost the vote. Do the Animation. Compare it to 'The Manhwa were the main character's power is a HUD. He's the Shadow monarch' let's see if you can beat one piece too. I'll even watch it myself and promote it myself. Hell! If I get my money I will even PAY for it. I would LOVE to pay you to make that."

Like my shit doesn't stink by Hym Iam December 4, 2025

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live 

(Talking to the UD Jews)

She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...

She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 12, 2021

why does it take urban dictionary so long to approve my definition? 

i have no idea. it's irritating, but when you see your definition up there, it'll probably be worth it.

to the urban dictionary admin., hurry the hel-

friend: "hey, why does it take urban dictionary so long to approve my definition?"
me: i have no idea man.

why does it take urban dictionary so long to approve my definition? by thekaprisunstraw November 4, 2021

does my head in 

to irritate and annoy, headache material

That stupid Amy Winehouse song Rehab does my head in

does my head in by -Haed- October 2, 2007