Mwoab

The sound that you make when you are so bored that you can't think of anything else to say.

Bore: Have you seen my new stamp collection?
Dude: Mwoab

by Scarlett Roe March 22, 2004

Moab Soccer

A variation of the classic game of baseketball. That is, a cross of a cross between baseball and basketball. Nine innings of two teams of rusty degenerates taking turns kicking a volleyball at patio furniture arranged to resemble some sort of retarded baseball field. Missing a chair results in an out and catching a deflected ball with one hand results in a double play. Teams are encouraged to talk trash to opponents in an attempt to break their focus with humiliation and questioning their manhood and sexual orientation. This sport is alleged to have originated in the orange sandy desert of the Moab, The Godfather of this sport may smack the ball down at any point and initiate a new rule to his ever-changing liking.

Bro, do you remember the last time Karol won a game of Moab Soccer? Me neither!

by MaliOMali July 16, 2018

MOAB

Mother of All Bombs. Used in Afghanistan to fuck ISIS up.

"That MOAB is 20,000 pounds of freedom".

by FilthyFrancisofTheFilth April 13, 2017

MOAB

Mouth on Ass and Balls

“Good luck”
“Yeah I’m gonna need it. I can’t feel my legs”
“I call that the moab because..”
“Yeah I know I just had sex with you, you don’t need to say it out loud”
-Archer

by MarvelousMars November 3, 2017

MOAB

(Pronounced Moe-ab) It stands for Mouth On Ass and Balls.
(Also could be spelled M.O.A.B.)

He was squealing like a little girl due to the MOAB technique she was using on him.

by dogh2o September 5, 2012

Moab

The first hefty bloon you face off against in bloons TD6

YOOOOO THE LEVEL 1 NINJA MONKEY POPPED THE MOAB

by Moab popper May 3, 2021

MOAB

"Massive Ordnance Air Burst"
"Mother Of All Bombs"

Premier US-made bomb, launchable by aircraft, possible replacement for the Daisy Cutter and such related similar weapons.
Non-nuclear. Tested weeks before Operation Iraqi Freedom, off the coast of Florida. Currently the MOAB has not seen real battle usage, thus the MOAB is widely considered a scare tactic.

"The MOAB is the anti-nuclear bomb."
-me

by Dave March 21, 2004