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Mvelo a lovely bubbly beautiful girl she is thick af she is also a good fighter she doesn't take nonsense she is lovable she is sweet
You look beautiful mvelo
Mvelo by anonymous November 22, 2021
That acorn you planted a few years ago that's become a fucking towering tree. Mvelos take inspiration from their name and grow. Endlessly
Mvelo by Water M'lonze November 23, 2021
Mvelo is a rare unisex name. Mvelo is usually amazing and attractive with the best personality. They are automatic girl bosses and have big boobs.
Mvelo is so cool omg
mvelo by tinkerwhiskers November 21, 2021
A very short guy a drunkard "Mvelo" it's a nature drunkard, born drunk
I was as drunk as Mvelo yesterday
Mvelo by Thempas December 10, 2021

The Melon Man 

"The Melon Man, the man is Melon Man. Who did it, who did it? Who is The Melon Man? If there is the man to eat the melon and who eats the man with the melon might know what it is The Man. Melon? Or is the melon, Mark? Who sees the man into the light of day? Who keeps the melon to the melons man? Well The Melon Man can. Who is the man that makes The Melon Man. Melon Man, The Melon Man, The Melon Man, The Melon... MAN! HAHAHAHAHA!! I am the.. I am The Melon Man. I have done what The Melon Man said HE COULD DO. This is my man and this is my melon. Thank you, for your sacrifice Melon Man. I will now become you, Melon Man. The Melon Man, The Melon Man, I am The Melon Man. The Melon Man is who I am."
The Melon Man by anonymous October 12, 2020

melon man 

A savage brute obsessed with finding his true purpose by breaking open a watermelon by squeezing it between his thighs. Used to go by the name Crankgameplays before he lost his mind.
The man makes the melon, and the melon makes the man. I am the melon man!
melon man by Fredalicious Squirrel October 12, 2020