Mustang Driver 

This person is typically an idiot, and thinks that the ricer mentality applies only to those who drive japanese cars. In the younger stages, they often come into mustang ownership by way of their parent, and is almost always in a v6 configuration. Older mustang drivers liberally throw around the word "Muscle" car, completely ignorant to the Gran Torino, which was faster. Commonly, mustang drivers enjoy talking about their time slips from the last time they went to the track, which was 10 years ago. Mustang drivers also forget that an engine typically loses horsepower over time and with mileage. A great irony lies in the fact that mustang drivers talk about rebuilding their engines, when in reality it is a man named "Jed" at an auto shop rebuilding it, save for in older mustangs. I have found that mustang and camaro drivers are the same person, the only difference being the car their parents bought them when they were in high school, and, both are extremely proud of the fact that a 5 liter v8 has more power than a I4. Mustang owners also brag about their affinity for fixing cars, but are unlikely to do anything outside general maintenance. The only mustang driver worth his merit drives either a '70 429, or an '03 terminator.

Common mustang driver quotes:
"My parents bought me this new mustang for my birthday, and it can totally kick some civic's ass"

"My v6 mustang lost to a K-swapped civic, I better go home and make up shit about ricers on the forums"

"I can replace my sparkplugs, lets see a BMW driver do that"

"If I use this superchip I can get up to 200 more horsepower, which means I can kick that civic's ass without spending more than 400$"

Mustang Driver by John ode December 5, 2012

typical mustang driver 

Someone who tried to show off and fails and hits a crowd, wall, or another car. Or just runs off the road into a ditch

Did you see that GT500 Mustang hit that white Ram leaving the meet?

Yeah man, typical mustang driver.

typical mustang driver by 08stanggang August 9, 2017

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012