Musk Touch

Like the Midas Touch, but for Elon Musk. Everything he comes into contact with becomes sexier, no exceptions. e.g. Rockets, space suits, cars, over-sized blowtorches, etc.

"Hey, did you hear about the new merch that Tesla is releasing?"
"Yeah, it's got the Musk Touch."

by traps ain't gay October 28, 2018

mustouche

A mustache belonging to a douche. e.g. A coffee shop guitar player, or if Justin Bieber could grow facial hair.

Example usage:
"Wow that guy must work out a lot to be able to grow that mustache, sike, what a mustouche on that douche."

by christouche May 26, 2014