1. Someone without a job.
2. Someone without money.
3. A dude who somehow manages to get all the chicks.
I got fired last week, so I think I'm gonna be a musician.
by buttplug December 5, 2003
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A person who takes everyday thoughts and puts it into art.
The Beatles, Pink Floyd, etc.

Oh, and my exmaple clarifies what type of musician I am talking about.

Pleaaaase dooooooon't beeee loooooooong...
by i may be asleep October 14, 2005
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A group of persons who play or produce music.
Those musicians put on quite a show, I've never heard such good music!
by janetjet December 23, 2004
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The one job group other than actors/actresses where nobody cares if they're obscenely rich.
Mitt Romney made $13.7 million in 2011 and 2 mansions and people made fun of his money until he finally lost the election.

Lil Wayne (as an example for musicians) made $18 million in 2011 and owns 3 mansions and a Bugatti Veyron (notable for being $1 million or more) and nobody gives him flak about it.
by pseudonym name April 21, 2013
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Closet musicians are people who typically play with their instrument(s) of choice by themselves in their room. Don't usually like to perform in front of people and can vary in level of skill.
Nah, I'm somewhat of a closet musician.
by taphi1234 July 23, 2011
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When a musician or band has an over inflated sense of talent. Fan base usually consists of family and friends whom are obligated to support them.
"I'd rather listen to stray cats in heat than one more minute of this crap, these guys have musician delusion."

"No dude, I'm sure that you'll be discovered in this midwestern dive bar, (under his breath as friend walks away) wow he's totally got musician delusion!"
by Ms Keepin real January 17, 2012
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The effect caused by spending large amounts of time with your instrument/vocal part causing the instrument/parts personality to take over. For example, trumpet players become more self-centered and egocentric, whereas cellists become perfectionists, and the people singing the baritone part mellow out. This can be achieved in varying degrees, but begins to show up the moment someone gets an instrument or vocal part.
Dude, what happened to Todd? He used to be so hyperactive before he joined choir.

Don't worry, he's probably just be suffering from Musician’s Syndrome.
by Hope I. Nobands August 14, 2011
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