Mushroom eye 

The Act Of Blacking someones eye with a mushroom slap ( a solid slap of the penis to the facial region)

I gave her a mushroom eye when she didn't shut up last night.

Mushroom eye by SGH July 25, 2008

mushroom eye 

When a man hits a person in the eye with his penis to the point it leaves a black eye.

Jared hit marissa with his penis and gave her a black eye...

mushroom eye by Jared June 17, 2005

Mushroom eye 

When a man slaps a woman in the eye with his penis with such a force that it leaves a black eye.

When jared slapped marissa in the eye with his penis it gave her a black eye

Mushroom eye by Jared June 17, 2005

mushroomey 

Adj. The state of being like a mushroom in taste, texture, or consistency.

They added truffle oil to chocolate truffles which made it quite taste very mushroomey.

mushroomey by Robotposingashuman June 15, 2016

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019