A muppet is someone who’s name starts with an A and ends with an S and is always on top of your head being annoying and doesn’t leave you alone. They are very very very annoying and lie all the time.
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Those named Junior have always been known to be muppets
"Did you hear about Junior?"

"That muppet? What's he done this time.."
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A a self-proclaimed car enthusiast that is too scared to tune their own car.
"Look at that guy: He's got a car and he won't tune it. What a fucking muppet."
"See that muppet behind the wheel? Everyone knows his car is stock."
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MUPPET is an acronym for:

'Most Useless / Pathetic Person Ever Trained'

Common usage has seen the term become a day-to-day reference for someone who is particularly stupid, clumsy or lacking common in sense and logic.

Origins: Unknown - however most evidence points to the film industry (particulary gaffers & grips) rather than the US Military who is usually given the credit for such acronyms.
"Shall we get Tom in on the project?
Tom? - Hell no, He's a total muppet."
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