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Munchie-can 

A short, annoying little person who is a total farm hick and doesn't like being called by this name.
Normally used to annoy said person.
Person 1: Hey, who's that?
Person 2: Oh that's (Raises voice DRAMATICALLY HIGH so person being talked about can hear) MUNCHIE-CAN!!!!
Said Munchie-Can: GOODDD DAMN IT!!!!! *Stomps over and hits you in the boob.*
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Candy Munchin 

Originated when "Can't even function" was mistaked for "Candy Munchin". Means I'm so drunk I can't even function, or too hungover or sick to function.
Cait: I'm feeling pretty good after last night
Katrina: Hell nooo, I'm straight candy munchin
Candy Munchin by usaf8363 January 15, 2011