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Mummy Wrap 

When one enters a public bathroom, due to a fear of germs, they apply an abundance toilet paper to the toilet seat that it now resembles a mummy. At this point the subject feels better about sitting on the seat.
Rachel:Yesterday was awful. I had to shit so bad while I was waiting in Penn Station. I barely made it home without having an accident.
Skeff: Yea, last time that happened to me I had no choice but to go in and mummy wrap that seat up till I felt less grossed out.
Mummy Wrap by Sparklek1drules July 28, 2010
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Mummy wrap 

Its when you take enough toilet paper to wrap your dick after masterbating.
"I had to clean up, so I did a mummy wrap to my tool."
Mummy wrap by Ad-Rock MC June 16, 2004

Wrapped like a mummy 

When you’re shaft is inside of a condom
NO, she doesn’t need Plan B, my shit was wrapped like a mummy

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026