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Mummy Hand

The process of wrapping your hand in toilet paper in hopes of breaking fecal matter that was too large flush in half; there in turn making it to easily flush-able turds.
I had to mummy hand that shit get it to go down!
by Skull68 March 3, 2010
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No hands mommy

When you take a piss and don't wash your hands because you didn't touch tour penis
Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try
by XxHeY_FrIeNdzXx September 8, 2016
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