slang term for cigarette, widely used in arizona.
(due to it's stricking resemblemce to a muffler, complete with the smoke exiting.)
(due to it's stricking resemblemce to a muffler, complete with the smoke exiting.)
"after i was finished making love to the prostitute, i fired up a muffler and sipped on some zinfandel, with a smile."
by Cosmo S. February 16, 2006
(verb)
When in a public bathroom one takes a wad of toilet paper (shit tickets); and holds it over ones asshole to hide the explosive fart and or shit that is about to rumble the bowl.This act can save one much embarrasment especially on a first date or while visiting the in laws at their tiny camper.
Be cautious a muffler may be a bit messier than the standard crap, but may be used in emergencies with guaranteed results.
When in a public bathroom one takes a wad of toilet paper (shit tickets); and holds it over ones asshole to hide the explosive fart and or shit that is about to rumble the bowl.This act can save one much embarrasment especially on a first date or while visiting the in laws at their tiny camper.
Be cautious a muffler may be a bit messier than the standard crap, but may be used in emergencies with guaranteed results.
ex 1.)*noun - Once in the bathroom,I decided to use a muffler after holding in that fart the whole way to his apartment.
ex 2.)* verb - Joe put a muffler on his tailpipe so his mother in law would not be offended by his morning dump.
ex 2.)* verb - Joe put a muffler on his tailpipe so his mother in law would not be offended by his morning dump.
by Juliagoolia August 21, 2005
by Sara Lee January 7, 2007
w00t ! Look at that muffler ! Its so fecking big ! Its almost like teh rocket pipe in Need for speed udnerground
by Michal December 17, 2003
one who joins in the act of muffling, or the stimulation of the females vagina using ones tonge, also called a carpet muncher
by Anonymous August 23, 2003
A man who farts up his nose while auto-fellating himself usually for sexual pleasure, but sometimes by accident
Ricky is in his room mufflering. I can't believe he can suck his own cock and then farts in his own face to kick it up a level.
by Sir Hampton July 1, 2010
When you place an open can (coke, Dr. Pepper, monster, beer, etc.) in someone’s asshole, stab a hole in the bottom once placed, and shotgun the said substance.
by Ni99er_beater69 March 16, 2021