muddy taco 

During the act of lovemaking, the male proceeds to position his female partner such that her legs are pointing up and she is standing on her head/shoulders. He then proceeds to straddle her and defecate inside her vagina, thus making a "muddy taco."

Last night while Brett tried to give Margaret another muddy taco, he slipped and shat all over her.

muddy taco by Bro DiMaggio October 4, 2013

Muddy Taco 

Buy yourself a can of chewing tobacco. Doesn't matter what kind. Copenhagen, grizzly, or (gay fruity) skoal. Then slap a nasty lovely dip in your lip and proceed to eat a sweet lookin coochie. As in oral sex.

White male: "Woman! Imma give you a muddy taco once I get in there!"

White male's Wife: "My lip (vaginal lip) is still buzzing from last time!"

Muddy Taco by thatniggakidkenny September 30, 2014