Muddy Rudder 

Either a hetero or homosexual maneuver where subject is railed up the crap-hole and then mushroom- slapped across the face with the shit-covered dong in a side-to-side motion.

Dude, I totally gave her the "Muddy Rudder" and she didn't even complain.

Muddy Rudder by DudeMcSweet July 13, 2003

Muddy Rudder 

A nautical technique used to direct sailboat's when the rudder is broken. One party on the boat inserts his penis into another's anus, thereby placing fecal matter on the penis to use for grip. The penis is then dipped in the water to provide direction to the craft.

We were in a tight spot when the boat lost it's steering, but I used a muddy rudder to get us back on course.

Muddy Rudder by dave invented it May 22, 2006

Muddy Rudder 

A variation of the "Dutch Rudder".

During anal sex, you pull out, you grab your "muddy" dick, your partner takes hold of your forearm and "helps" you masturbate.

Last night, my girlfriend finished off our evening of crazy sex with the muddy rudder. It was awesome!

Muddy Rudder by jimmy2time January 22, 2010

Muddy rudder 

When you poop on girl's breasts and then motorboat them.

I got pink eye from performing the muddy rudder last night.

Muddy rudder by Terrance McGillicuddy November 1, 2010

muddy rudder 

When you are doing someone anally and they diarrhea on your cock. Then you take out your cock and cock slap repetitively switching from left to right cheek (face cheek).

In order to spice up their marriage Bill and Kate tried doing the muddy rudder.

It took Kate a long time to get the shit off her face after Bill preformed the muddy rudder on her.

I was doing her in the back side and then she got the runs, so i gave her the muddy rudder.

muddy rudder by UMOMcFly December 24, 2007

Muddy Rudder 

put ya dick in a unwiped booty hole and wiggle it round.

Guy 1: "Aye bro your girl let you put her the butt last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah it was right after she shit and we outta toilet paper"
Guy 1: "AHH a good ole Muddy Rudder"

Muddy Rudder by YoungBloodyb August 6, 2017

Muddy rudder 

Originating from sixteenth century French sailors, who would spend many days out at sea in poor hygienic conditions. This term is used in the gay community to refer to the instance when one partner does not properly clean their ass before sex.

Sucre bleu my boy are you trying to turn my baguette into a muddy rudder?

Muddy rudder by TheAbsurdistShow August 19, 2021