Mud turtle 

Extremely large African female with attitude.

Big ole fukin mud turtle tried to pick a fight.

Mud turtle by Stefex13 July 28, 2012

mud turtle 

An unattractive woman.

I'd never go out with Mary. She's such a mud turtle.

mud turtle by Andrew Morse September 24, 2006

mud turtle 

n. Derogatory term to describe African Americans

That goddamn mud turtle stole my television.

mud turtle by Ray Flynn May 13, 2005

mud turtle 

An uncurcumzied penis

Bob has a mud turtle.

mud turtle by Dave Gross April 9, 2008

mud turtle 

when you and your friends sit under a tent and all take poops. Then once the poop is out you throw it at each other. The winner is the person who stays in the tent the longest

lets play mud turtle

mud turtle by yes June 3, 2003

mud turtle 

A girl who grew up in a trailer park that's cute, but only because she's completely fake and covers herself in make-up. She's a 9.5 at night, but a 6.3 in the morning. You never want to bring this girl home to mom. Probably has a couple STD's and been scraped several times. Only has sex on the first night and is out of place in most social settings. You can never take the trailer park out of her.

G: TJ just met that trick at the bar and went to her double-wide for some fun tonight.
T: Which girl?
G: The one in the hooters t-shirt and Dale Earnhardt hat with the baby in her arms.
T: That girl is such a mud turtle.
G: Well, TJ is known as the mud turtle rancher.

mud turtle by T-Pain Mac October 9, 2008

mud turtle 

A slang term to describe a poop.

"Gotta get home quick, ive got a mud turtle trying to get out".

mud turtle by fromthecurtain September 24, 2011