a half muckleshoot indian and half jewish person, who can be kind, is bad at bowling, spennds to much money on their significant other, and should live in a tee-pee!
Person 1: "Dude why is dave such an ass?"
Person 2: "Dont worry its because there a muckle-jew"
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!