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Muck Your Barn 

Something a creepy ass motherfucker says to a much younger woman. Generally referring to something he will do with his tounge and middle finger, a sasuage or hotdog, a bottle of chipotle aiole and her vagina. There has to be at least a 40 year age difference and the gentleman is generally from the south and would be considered a redneck
Come here pretty thing let me muck your barn.
Muck Your Barn by Charles Perlman October 1, 2013
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