Mr. Potato Head 

A fat dickhead who's fucking my wife

Matt aka Mr. Potato Head is banging my whore ex

Mr. Potato Head by Toucan (Son of Sam) February 12, 2019

Mr. Potato Head 

When a male has no penis, he is called a Mr. Potato Head, becuase he's all smooth down there.

"Wow, I wanted to have sex but NOW We can't becuase you lack a penis."
"It's not my problem I'm a Mr. Potato Head'

Mr. Potato Head by Tumadreesatutafeo March 30, 2010

Mr. Potato Head 

The latest victim of cancel culture

Little kid: I'm having so much fun playing with Mr. Potato Head!

Liberals: OH NO, DID I JUST HEAR YOU SAY MR.? THAT'S NOT GENDER NEUTRAL, YOU AND YOUR TOY ARE CANCELLED

Little Kid: *Cries*

Mr. Potato Head by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx March 17, 2021

Mr. Potato head 

An extremely handsome White teacher with a girlfriend who often tilts her head in pictures. One who likes potatoes, shepard pie, and having a lisp but it's cute though. All female students love a Mr. Potato head and make shrines of him in the cubby closet. He is usually blonde.

Hi I'm mithter potato head. I am nery nithe and I play thoftball. I don't get mad at thomas I jutht laugh at him.

Oh my god, The new substitute is a total Mr. Potato head

Mr. Potato head by nunshavingfun July 24, 2009

Mr. Potato Head 

The. Best. Thing. Ever.

I LOVE MR. POTATO HEAD!!!!!

Mr. Potato Head by THICCERS October 16, 2020

Mr potato head 

Mr potato head is one of the best toy and the best toy story character.

I love Mr potato head

Mr potato head by Me donation January 4, 2021

mr.potato head 

a toy i which a child can rearange the toys features

look mommy i put his arms where his ears should be

mr.potato head by sockmonkey1 March 11, 2005