Mr. McKenna

Mr. McKenna is the best math teacher to exist. He teaches 7th grade pre-algebra and also life lessons. Sometimes while teaching he will start yapping about random stories from when he lived in New York but it's okay because it's some crazy stuff. Like how he scared off a guy with a gun in a Bed Bath and Beyond bag because his wings were getting cold. Or how he stopped a fight in the streets because he recognized one of the guys as his former student and dragged him back home and threatened to call the dude's mom. He speeds so fast by stop signs that he does not know what shape they are, reportedly saying: "Hexagons, like stop signs.". He will also strike you down if you don't do your math packet. DO NOT FORGET YOUR HOMEWORK PACKET.

Student 1: "DUDE I DIDNT DO MY HOMEWORK LAST NIGHT!!!"
Student 2: "rest in peace lil bro Mr. McKenna gon smite you 😭🙏"

Mr. McKenna by HickoryTavernKid December 7, 2024

Mr Mckenna

Mr McKenna is an amazing math teacher that is super cool. However, this hoe will NOT give a nigga a break from some math packets bro. We will call gangsters moms, he will stand in an elevator with a man with a gun while only worrying about his wings, he will teach you algebra but he will SEND YOUR ASS TO THE GODDAMN FOG IF YOU DARE NOT FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK. He chill though, just don't bring up taxes or 9/11 and you should be good.

"DAMN, MR MCKENNA SENT MY MOM TO THE FOG BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T DO HER MATH PACKET!!"
"Mr McKenna is good at teaching algebra."
"Mr McKenna just killed the school intruder because he interrupted his math class."

Mr Mckenna by ImLikeActuallyTheMothman November 20, 2024