A Sitophilia; a man who is sexually aroused by Avocados.

Despite the fact that he has these deep, intense feelings for avocados, he will occasionally fornicate with his own kind. BUT only if he can paint them green and spank them like a disobedient avocado.

Oh and don't EVER call him "daddy", because that will only remind him of how his Father disowned him after finding him in his room "American Pie-ing" the freshly riped avocados his mother just bought. Let's just say, it was very... guacward.

He rarely goes by his real name but when he does, people call him Mr. Wallbridge.

Hey, MR. AVOCADO MAN
Won't you please take me along
I won't do anything wrong
Hey, MR. AVOCADO MAN
Won't you please take me along for a ride

Mr. Avocado Man by sheonatheshehulk December 5, 2017

Related Words

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Mr. Avocado Man

also known as parksey07 this legendary pe teacher has a passion for teaching and is kinky as fuck

person 1:hey who do we have next period?

person 2: i think we have Mr. avocado man
person 1: hell yeah

Mr. Avocado Man by _-emma-_ October 9, 2019

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026