Instead of waking up to "good morning". You find yourself waking up to your morning grieving and mourning the recent loss of someone you love (death, relationship, fall out, seperation).
Janny: Good MORNING BFF!
Car: .. oh.. (lathergic aura) morning -_-
Janny: OMG, you are still depressed over the break up?
Car: Yes, so.. good MOURNING to me.
Janny: ...... I gotta go...
Car: .. oh.. (lathergic aura) morning -_-
Janny: OMG, you are still depressed over the break up?
Car: Yes, so.. good MOURNING to me.
Janny: ...... I gotta go...
by Car Sun- October 26, 2011
When you're afraid of getting sexually aroused for a short period of time after one of your close relatives passed away because you think they're watching over you from heaven.
Guy: Dude, I saw some wicked porn last night, but ever since gammy passed away, I've had sever Mourning Wood..
Dude: You mean like when you wake up?
Guy: No... Look it up on urban dictionary dumbass
Dude: You mean like when you wake up?
Guy: No... Look it up on urban dictionary dumbass
by Acronomicon March 7, 2014
Films regarding the "happily ever after" theme that are normally watched by depressed teens after an intense breakup
Bryan: Hey where is Ayah?
Jeremy: Oh she is at her house watching some mourn porn, Keith Stone really did dump her hard.
Jeremy: Oh she is at her house watching some mourn porn, Keith Stone really did dump her hard.
by BML0322 January 30, 2011
A Mexican Mourning is the painful feeling and diarrhea you have when you wake up the next morning from a Mexican Dinner. Its a cultural sfacklefest! (Sfackle - The art of projecting feces with the aid of a fart, a fart spackle).
I was totally having a wet dream when I was abruptly awoken by a Mexican Mourning!
One morning in Cancun, i drank tap water and in 5 minutes i had a Mexican Mourning knocking at my sphincter...
Lucky, one of the 2 GIRLS didnt have Mexican for dinner before playing with the cup...(Mexican mourning would have made that video anti-viral)
One morning in Cancun, i drank tap water and in 5 minutes i had a Mexican Mourning knocking at my sphincter...
Lucky, one of the 2 GIRLS didnt have Mexican for dinner before playing with the cup...(Mexican mourning would have made that video anti-viral)
by PhysiksMIA February 24, 2010
Following a break up, the mourning period is a phase of time where neither party is sexually active with another person. They also may not go on dates with other people. This allows time for both parties to reflect and recuperate upon their breakup. Normally this period of time is three weeks.
Boy 1: She showed no respect for the mourning period, she was fucking another guy before the week was out.
Boy 2: What a slut
Boy 2: What a slut
by howmayiserve April 1, 2016
by Gabio July 6, 2011
Its just like the song. The set up goes one day this blind man was walking past this fish market. He catches a mean whiff and proclaims with his cocked to the side " Mourning Ladies!!!!"
I really hope im at the fish market and not and my obese mothers house. I can't stand stank ass... Wait a minute mourning ladies how the fuck are you doing on the mighty fine evening?.
by Dr. Theasures March 16, 2012