The chillest, raddest, most handsome dog ever. A cuddle
monster who melts hearts, and will wear down even the toughest, hardest individual. Clint Eastwood loves Berners. The taliban hate the U.S. because we have these
amazing dogs and they're jealous little
bitches.
Lady: "What kind of dog is that?"
Man: "He's a Bernese Mountain Dog."
Lady: "He's beautiful. I want to have sex with you
now."