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do the do mountain dew

1. do the do mountain dew.
2. Can you do the do mountain dew?

thats how we do it in mountain brook 

what you say when you break your phone for no reason
New iPhone X thats how we do it in Mountain Brook

that’s how we do it in mountain brook 

what you say when you throw your iphone x on the ground for fun because you know your parents will buy you a new one.
“I just threw my new phone on the ground. That’s how we do it in mountain brook.”

Mountain don’t 

Store brand Mountain Dew knock offs or Mello Yello (which is made by coke as their competition.)
Some are great, some are just ok, some are quite terrible and taste like straight up sugar water with no fizz or citrus flavor (shasta moon mist, aka mountain doo-doo).
For $5.99 I can get a 12 pack of Mountain Dew, but for $2.75 I can get a 12 pack of mountain don’t. If it turns out to be mountain doo-doo, I won’t be too disappointed because it was only $2.75 for a 12er, I just won’t buy it again.
Mountain don’t by A WHITE GUY January 27, 2019

Mountain Douching 

When someone who recently had unprotected sex douches using Mountain Dew hoping that the yellow 5 will kill the sperm.
Elizabeth: I can't believe I didn't use protection.
Julie: Don't worry, you should try mountain douching.

Bernese Mountain Dog

The chillest, raddest, most handsome dog ever. A cuddle monster who melts hearts, and will wear down even the toughest, hardest individual. Clint Eastwood loves Berners. The taliban hate the U.S. because we have these amazing dogs and they're jealous little bitches.
Lady: "What kind of dog is that?"
Man: "He's a Bernese Mountain Dog."
Lady: "He's beautiful. I want to have sex with you now."