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Mound Kid 

A mound kid is one of those students that constantly hangs on the mound, they are always wearing expensive hip designer clothes, they secretly smoke weed right in front the administration without getting caught and are mostly of the Caucasian race with a tiny portion of African Americans and Hispanics. They are often mistaken for hippies. Mound kids usually party really hard often with their neighbors and friends from all over the area. Mound kids mostly originate from the shitty white trash areas in southern California and know pretty much every white person there. About 96% of them are usually drug addicts, stoners and alcoholics. Mound boys usually wear giant sunglasses, skinny jeans and loose T-shirt, they talks slow have blood shot eyes, and some of them are pretty smart/artistic. Unlike the mound girls who are usually backstabbing, conceited, and have bad hygiene But both just love to judge people who don’t dress right, smoke right, and party right. They also secretly rule school, are rich, are the center of attention and are exceptionally good looking. Some get good grades while some don’t but the teachers still love them.
"Did you see that mound kid? He is so high, too bad the teachers are so stupid they'll never notice.”

"Look at that mound kid! He probably got high last night at that party in the valley."

“Why are your eyes red?”

“I just smoked a bowl defore I got here.”

“Dude, really?"

“Nah."
Mound Kid by greeneyedbiter July 13, 2009
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012