A scooter built by 2 round 2x4 and motorized by flatulence which is controlled by the amount of beans eaten. Steered by a rudder shoved up one's anus
"I was outside with my motoprattina at 100mph because I had a lot of beans last night I had to shove a carrot up my ass to stop the flow and make me slow down."
by Big assed gorilla January 25, 2020
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