applemanthingy's definitions

Ashley

Ashley is a name to be reckoned with. She goes by the codename "banana" and she can destroy any fruit in its way. She has a jubilant personality and she's an amazing friend. She's great to have at parties too, probably! She's awesome, talented, and simply bonkers sometimes. Melons and apples alike, have a great time online with her online.

Dude 1: Oh no I'm becoming like Ashley.
Dude 2: Hell no man, you can't be *that* awesome.

by applemanthingy August 28, 2017

Morty

Fictional character from the TV series, Rick and Morty. He's Rick's companion in all their adventures. He's a lazy, incompetent kid who constantly thinks about sex, but he's useful if a genius like Rick has use for him. He's used to block out brain waves stimulated by Rick's mind too.

Rick: Morty, listen I want you to take these nuts and shove them waaaay up your butthole. Got that?

by applemanthingy August 28, 2017