Mort

Those who are Morts are like you and me. They are all of us. They represent the best and worst of humanity. Loves their community, but sometimes controversial. A hard working free spirit with a strong sense of community. Loves lemonade.

When faced with adversity, find your inner mort.

Me, Mort and Mort are going to have lemonade now.

by LickyNickyOfficial September 17, 2021

Mort

Morts are rare types of people, and are usually mouse lemurs. They can be human, and are usually short and are try hards in both education and games, for example GTA or Call of Duty. Their lives are often ruined by people being better than them at the game. Their tribe usually names them "Harry".

That mort was so bad at COD! He told us that we had ruined his life.

by qwerty123qwertyasdf November 4, 2013

mort

An unintelligent dimwitted individual who lives
(or should live) in the suburb location of Mortdale, NSW, Australia.

"Look at that guy with the tamato sauce stained shirt, why won't he wash it off? What a fucking Mort!"

by Pete Scott October 11, 2006

Mort

A creepy mouse-lemur that looks like a rat and is crazy and low in intelligence.

Mort went crazy and smashed a penguin with a tree, then burned down New York City.

by PippyPoop June 22, 2009

mort

a person who is unnecessarily afraid of sharks; a shark-o-phobic.

Person 1: I heard Eliza is really afraid of sharks
Person 2: She is such a mort.

by felixjaved February 24, 2022

Mort

Middle of the road thinker

If you can truly see both sides of the coin and ask questions to better your understanding then you are a mort.

by Top Gun 23 June 1, 2020

mort

an annoying/stupid person. Orginally used to describe a white person who fits the criteria.

Short for mormon. Used among black people to insult anybody.

used by black people because mormons are racists sons of bitches. anyone can use it though.

"Did you hear what he just said?!?"
"Yeah, fuckin Mort"
"psh.... mormon"

by gunshot213 November 26, 2007