A legendary friend group led by chaos general E. Molnar, infamous for their shenanigans and mischief at the one and only Tard
House.
The Green Dudes from Mortal Engines aren’t just a squad — they’re a drunken lifestyle choice. Fueled by
bottom-shelf liquor, 30-racks of cheap beer, and zero self-control, they specialize in bad decisions that somehow become legendary stories. Known for blackouts, late-night chaos, and waking up in places that defy explanation, they thrive on disorder, reckless comedy, and Molnar’s unholy talent for steering the
crew straight into disaster (and staggering back out with another case of beer).
Woke up with
Sharpie tattoos, an empty
keg in the bathtub, and a traffic cone in the
kitchen — yeah, the Green Dudes from mortal engines were here.