A legendary friend group led by
chaos general E. Molnar, infamous for their shenanigans and mischief at the one and only Tard House.
The
Green Dudes from Mortal Engines aren’t just a squad — they’re a drunken lifestyle choice. Fueled by
bottom-shelf liquor, 30-racks of cheap beer, and
zero self-control, they specialize in bad decisions that somehow become legendary stories. Known for blackouts, late-night chaos, and waking up in places that defy explanation, they thrive on disorder, reckless comedy, and Molnar’
s unholy talent for steering the crew straight into disaster (and staggering back out with another case of beer).
Woke up with
Sharpie tattoos, an empty keg in the bathtub, and a traffic cone in the
kitchen — yeah, the
Green Dudes from mortal engines were here.