Morling College

An Australian Baptist theological college open to female leadership, some day in the distant future. The poor man's alternative to Moore College (or the visionless version of Alphacrucis College), led by a merry band of white male geriatrics. Called Morose College since its takeover of Vose Seminary. A college offering 300 courses to 80 students.

I studied at Morling College where there are no students but dozens of property developers.

by SonnyWilliams November 16, 2020

college morning

(noun) 1. Afternoon.

College Student A: "I don't have the money right now, can I pay you back tomorrow?"

College Student B: "Sure, just come by tomorrow morning."

College Student A: "Okay!"

THE NEXT DAY, 9 AM

College Student A: "Hey, I have your money!"

College Student B: (waking up) "Goddamn it, I meant COLLEGE MORNING."

by gmu2012 March 27, 2010