A term that describes one who has morbid obesity, and is also a really bigMorbius fan.
Guy 1: I'm telling you, man. He really did say "It's Morbin' Time" in the movie!
Guy 2: I know this is off-topic, but how much do you weigh?
Guy 1: Uh, at least 300 pounds I think?
Guy 2: I think you're morbiusly obese.
To be so fat that your life has no worth. Hiding candy thoughtout one's room is a sign of being obese, but blaming others for it makes one morbidly obese.
If your only purpose in life to making CO2 and turning food into feces
My friend Damian is morbidly obese. He spends all day sitting around watching the price is right and eating bonbons. He is a fat mess. He is too fat to fit in our canoe.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*