mop up

concentrated LSD. A sheet of acid that is used to soak up spilled L when cutting it from crystal form.

my boy gave me the mop up after he cut that gr of crystal he got from Moonstar.

by funetiklee May 13, 2005

mop up

To have to rewipe one's ass a few hours after a shit.

Mike: I need to go mop up it's so hot in this warehouse riding this forklift around.

Boss: Make it fast, we don't have all day.

by cut the cards August 8, 2022

mop up

to redefine the features of someones face by brute physical force from one's fist. Also can be used in place of "beating the shit out of", "demolishing", "kicking ass", etc.

Present tense: I am going to mop up on any naysayers who oppose the crooked design of my concept car.

Past tense: The naysayers were mopped up on when they called out the marginal concept design.

by Team 09 March 16, 2011

MOP UP

The act of having sex with a female in doing so you have cleaned up her mess of a life

Did you {mop up? guy: yes i moped up the mess that was stephanie 4 times it was a god awful mess

by Swagglenuts June 16, 2016

Mop up

When a girl giving you the sloppy toppy

Of head

She gave me that mop up last night..

by Yeah aighh October 28, 2020

mop up

Fix all bugs in a piece of software. ALL BUGS.

Large government contract with a deadline looming.

by Joe May 13, 2005

mop-up man

A man that likes to pick up women on the rebound bec that's the best he can do. Typically invites women in bad relationships out to lunch or dinner and scores some cheap sex. This type of guy generally plays the role of caring friend and can never say no to a girl in need. Never fall for this kind of guy. His self esteem is dependent on how much he is mopping up.

You go a thru a massive painful divorce and mop-up man is there to save the day. Take what you need and move on sweetie :)

by Babeski October 17, 2006