MooseJuice

Sweat in between your ass crack. Comes from Moose because it smells like moose piss.

Damn, I have moosejuice and moonrocks up my ass. IT HURTS

by TimothyJuice July 3, 2009

Moose Juice

Another name for alcoholic beverages, especially around children.

Your mommy drank too much moose juice last night, so she doesn’t feel good today.

by HM9 March 1, 2019

moose juice

tasty beverage made of vodka, koolaid, and beer. soo good.

pass me some of that moose juice!

by losssser November 14, 2004

Blue Spruce Moose Juice

a certain type of weed that is blue and runny when strained(or filtered). found in canada deep in the canadian forests very rare in value.

i went to canada this summer i found some saweeeet Blue Spruce Moose Juice

realziez

yup

by pocahontis busstop July 1, 2011

Moose Juice

A mixture of all the left-over juices in the fridge.

There was a little orange juice & cranberry & apple juice left in the fridge so he mixed them up and served them to the kids and called it 'Moose Juice'

by Coffeeboy7 August 16, 2011

moose juice

another way of saying coffee, used in kansas

hey marty, hook me up with some moose juice eh?

by god of agg poopy December 28, 2005

moonjuice

Moonjuice is like a magical type of juice. A bit like orangejuice or applejuice only it's better, magical and, of course, it's moonjuice. The great thing is that you get moonjuice from the intergalactic gordon ramsey in the sky when he uses his super galactic blender to blend part of the moon. Moonjuice is very rare as gordon rarely blends the moon, but no other chef has the keys to the galactic blender. Moonjuice tastes like pineapple only better. Moonjuice is epic, go get some! :D

i luv my moonjuice, Why is there no moonjuice? Sad now :(

by super intergalactic gordon April 15, 2010