Moof woof

A nightmarish creature, fictionally created by a parent, that only comes out at night, resembling a very hairy oversized labia with heavy curtains that whip in the wind, and big beady bloodshot eyes, and exaggerated amount of teeth with a tongue that is froglike. And it's made out to be soooo scary that no one wants to meet the moof woof.
Get your ass in this house!! The moof woofs gonna getcha!!
by anonymous June 30, 2023
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