Montreal Meat Pie 

The act of a Canadian man having sex with a mince meat pie.

Hey what's for dessert?

Nothing, your brother gave a Montreal Meat Pie to it and you wouldn't want to eat it now.

Montreal Meat Pie by manswer April 29, 2009

Montreal Meat Pie 

Its just a Canadian fucking a meat pie.

"And that's why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie."

Montreal Meat Pie by etjn March 18, 2022

Montreal Meat Pie 

When a Canadian has sex with a meat pie of any kind.

“And that’s why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie!"
"So it's just a Canadian fucking a meat pie?"
"Yes."
"Why did you tell me this?"
"Because space blows and I like looking up weird shit on the Internet."

Montreal Meat Pie by ExVinity December 30, 2022

Montreal Meatpie 

just like the Alabama Hot Pocket, but with maple syrup.

how i met your mother, montreal meatpie

Montreal Meatpie by PaGurl511 June 1, 2011