Montana Stick

A stick, or possibly broomhandle, approximately three and a half to four feet long with a mirror attached at one end.

Usually used when one is have intimate relations with a sheep to see if the sheep is smiling.

Originally invented in Montana, where sheep outnumber people almost four to one.

There goes that pervert shepard again, with his bottle of wine, candles, and Montana Stick.

Montana Stick by SEB319 July 24, 2008

Montana Stick

A wooden pole of about 42 inches in length with an attached large mirror at the bottom end. The Montana Stick is used predominently in the act of bestiality so that the human may position the mirror to provide confirmation that his or her animal sex partner is smiling and having a good time.

"The accused woman with the strap on cannot be charged with animal cruelty because her Montana Stick indicated that the goat she was coupled with was enjoying himself"

Montana Stick by David Barrett April 3, 2006

montana cheese stick 

This is when a male dips his penis into melted cheese (preferably mozzarella) and shoves it into his partner's (or bitch's) anus and keeps it there for a few seconds. This allows the cheese to slightly harden, so when you pull it out and continue, she can feel... Everything. Don't stop even if she is in genuine pain, in fact, that's the goal. This is mainly used as a form of break up sex.

"Hey babe, how about a Montana cheese stick for the road?"

montana cheese stick by Briggsworth April 26, 2014