Montana Milkshake

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The act of shitting into a blender, then emptying your Pony cum jar into it, then after you put the lid back on, press the smoothie button on the blender. When done you have created a Montana Milkshake

Man i took me a fat shit in a blender when i was drunk last night, so i experimented with my mistake and made a Montana Milkshake

Montana Milkshake by JustusH2277 October 5, 2021

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montana milkshake

1. When you give a girl laxatives then you butt fuck her and she poops on your dick and you slap her in the face with your shit covered penis

Guy 1: Dude, PJ and Ginna did a Montana Milkshake at my grandma's house

Guy 2: Dude, thats disgusting

Guy 1: Yea, but Pj said it felt kinda good

montana milkshake by Urban Chaos May 29, 2007

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Montana Milkshake

Close cousin to the Cincinnati Juice Box, except the man releases a load of ejaculate into the woman's anus and proceeds to slurp the creamy mixture out with a bendy straw.

Dude, I totally gave Kevin's mom a Montana Milkshake. Mmmm Mmmm Good.

Montana Milkshake by Feefer May 16, 2008

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Gay Montana milkshake

When two guys are butt fucking and one guy nuts while the other one shits and they mix it in the shitty asshole

Hey Lucas can I give you a Gay Montana Milkshake? Sure JC that sounds great!

Gay Montana milkshake by Yaggggi May 29, 2026

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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