Cockney rhyming slang for 'Credit Crunch'.
As in:
"If it weren't for the monster munch you'd have got that xbox for christmas johnny."
"What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster, is it a monster? ... no it's the bailiff"
"If it weren't for the monster munch you'd have got that xbox for christmas johnny."
"What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster, is it a monster? ... no it's the bailiff"
by Pickled Onion Flavour January 16, 2009

by The Behemoth of Bip January 21, 2011

I got terribly, terribly drunk one night. I ws desperate to twang my load. Ya know when you just need to get laid? Anyway, I awoke in the morning then realised I'd munched a monster! EEK!
by Minkey March 22, 2005

by Steve August 28, 2003

by jray19 January 16, 2011

When you're smoked out and are visited by this being that forces you to eat, or have the munchies , to satisfy it.
Clark: Aye you ready to go to bed after smoking?
Ford: No I think the munch monster is here for me.
Clark: You're eating again?
Ford: He demands it.
Ford: No I think the munch monster is here for me.
Clark: You're eating again?
Ford: He demands it.
by Cdogbox July 30, 2018

by wooboowoo January 23, 2025
