Monster Munch

Cockney rhyming slang for 'Credit Crunch'.

As in:

"If it weren't for the monster munch you'd have got that xbox for christmas johnny."

"What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster, is it a monster? ... no it's the bailiff"

by Pickled Onion Flavour January 16, 2009

Monster Munch

The act of overly aggressively eating out a women both vaginally and anally at the same time.

He bent her over and monster munched the shit out of her. All I heard was NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

by The Behemoth of Bip January 21, 2011

Monster Munch

Dining upon the festering kebab of an ugly, middle aged minger.

I got terribly, terribly drunk one night. I ws desperate to twang my load. Ya know when you just need to get laid? Anyway, I awoke in the morning then realised I'd munched a monster! EEK!

by Minkey March 22, 2005

monster munch

1) A tasty corn snack available, inter alia, in beef flavour. Mmmm.
2) Snogging ugly birds. Mmmm.

Lets go for a monster munch. I want the taste of beef on my tongue.

by Steve August 28, 2003

Cookie Monster Munch

Is when you eat out a girl and make cookie monster noises like "yum yum yum"

I ate that girls pussy like the cookie monster munch on it.

by jray19 January 16, 2011

Munch Monster

When you're smoked out and are visited by this being that forces you to eat, or have the munchies , to satisfy it.

Clark: Aye you ready to go to bed after smoking?
Ford: No I think the munch monster is here for me.

Clark: You're eating again?
Ford: He demands it.

by Cdogbox July 30, 2018

Monster Munch

The inserting of false teeth into a very hairy bang hole be it anal or vaginal prior to giving it a good ole railing. Care must be taken not to cut ones tallywhacker on a sharp latteral incisor!

I Monster Munched the mrs last night, used my nans chompers and went to town on that baggy ass snatch!

by Styleeeuk January 13, 2012