Monster Munch 

Cockney rhyming slang for 'Credit Crunch'.

As in:

"If it weren't for the monster munch you'd have got that xbox for christmas johnny."

"What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster, is it a monster? ... no it's the bailiff"

Monster Munch by Pickled Onion Flavour January 16, 2009

monster munch 

1) A tasty corn snack available, inter alia, in beef flavour. Mmmm.
2) Snogging ugly birds. Mmmm.

Lets go for a monster munch. I want the taste of beef on my tongue.

monster munch by Steve August 28, 2003

Monster Munch 

The act of overly aggressively eating out a women both vaginally and anally at the same time.

He bent her over and monster munched the shit out of her. All I heard was NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

Monster Munch by The Behemoth of Bip January 21, 2011

Monster Munch 

Dining upon the festering kebab of an ugly, middle aged minger.

I got terribly, terribly drunk one night. I ws desperate to twang my load. Ya know when you just need to get laid? Anyway, I awoke in the morning then realised I'd munched a monster! EEK!

Monster Munch by Minkey March 22, 2005

Monster Munch 

The inserting of false teeth into a very hairy bang hole be it anal or vaginal prior to giving it a good ole railing. Care must be taken not to cut ones tallywhacker on a sharp latteral incisor!

I Monster Munched the mrs last night, used my nans chompers and went to town on that baggy ass snatch!

Monster Munch by Styleeeuk January 13, 2012

Cookie Monster Munch 

Is when you eat out a girl and make cookie monster noises like "yum yum yum"

I ate that girls pussy like the cookie monster munch on it.

Cookie Monster Munch by jray19 January 16, 2011

Pickled Monster Munch Day

February 3rd is Pickled Onion Monster Munch Day so grab a pack and eat them.

What is February 3rd
Oh that Pickled Monster Munch day

Pickled Monster Munch Day by Taehyun is cute February 1, 2021